You’ve got a fleet of ridiculously expensive sports cars. Do you ever forget what you own?
No, there are about 10 serious ones; the Aston Martin, a Ferrari 360 Spider, a Ferrari 550 Maranello, two Merc Pullmans, a very old turbo-charged BMW, a Ferrari GTO, Mercedes SL, Bentley S1 Continental… about nine or ten serious ones. My favourite is the Mercedes 1963 300 SL Roadster which is a lovely car. My annual insurance bill is about ten grand.
How many times have you been done for speeding?
I’ve had three separate bans for speeding. But I should count myself lucky; I’ve clocked up 175 on a public road. If I’d been caught doing that it would likely have been a prison sentence.
Which car is best for some in-car loving?
I’ve done a bit of loving in all of them. It’s got to be the Mercedes 600 Portman because it’s a proper 21-foot stretch limousine; there’s four fucking great seats, a partition from the driver, a bar and the rest of it. There’s been some loving in the back of that.
What’s the chauffeur doing while you’re going at it in the back?
While I’m going at it in the back? Fucking FHM, I love it. Well, Steve the driver is my mate. It’s rock’n’roll isn’t it? I’m not into all this pop idol clean living thing. So I’ll wind down the black electric division and the driver can’t see a thing.
Do you ever drive around with your big fluffy hat sticking out the sun roof?
No. That would be absurd. My hats aren’t that big anymore; I’ve slimmed them down.
You live in a mansion in 72 acres of land. What ludicrously extravagant creations have you considered building in the grounds?
I considered building a rally track, but you’d never get me off it. We discussed it and it could be a goer but it has to blend into the environment. But it’s not the right time now. Most of the money I’ve spent on this house has gone into the studio, because no studio means no music means no living.
Do you run naked through the grounds?
I have had the occasional dash, yes. It was quite a liberating experience. And why not? It’s my yard I can do what the fuck I like in it. I’ve had several naked romps out there; the pool has seen some action. I don’t really worry about photographers because they’d have to be on my land and journalists know what happens to them if I catch them here. They get hurt.
And have any unsuspecting scribblers learnt the hard way?
Yeah two of them turned up on a Sunday morning, parked in my parking space and started looking through the windows. I said, “You fucking wait there, you cunts.” So me and the two alsatians ran out and I smacked them both in the gob and kicked in every panel down the side of their car.
You’ve claimed your dogs are trained to attack tabloid journalists. Do you have a special attack command?
No, they’ll do it naturally. They have police dog training every Thursday. If somebody’s hiding out there at night they’ll find them. That’s what they’re there for. They’re for security because I don’t want to live behind barbed wire.
You’re a green-fingered old devil with a huge vegetable patch. What’s the biggest carrot you’ve ever grown?
I don’t know. Where’d you get these questions? I love ‘em. You can go and have a look if you like; if you find a big one you can take it back to the office. No, I’ve never grown a huge carrot. Do I enter the local fairs? Do I fuck! But actually when Jamie Oliver was here he said they were the best carrots he’d ever tasted.
The cockney pastry-maker visited your mansion to cook for your mates. Did you ever feel like twatting him?
No, he’s a nice lad. We all know he’s done 769 Sainsbury’s adverts and I did talk to him about it. I said, “You know people are getting a bit fed up with those adverts?” But he’s getting paid for it and these people are just jealous because they haven’t got it.
What’s been the wildest rock star party you’ve had here?
We had a mad one here with an air balloon, tents and a marquee. There was all sorts going on; someone was putting acid in the vodka jelly and people were off their trollies. There was general nakedness; people having sex in the pool and getting pushed in the moat. I’ve had sex in my pool but not at a party. When one is the host one doesn’t have sex in the pool.
Talking of sex, are you back with Denise van Outen?
No. I saw her last night and we get on fine. It may happen or it may not, you never know. She wants to call it on but I’m a bit more wary. I just can’t deal with the grief and the attention around it. It means me being cast back into all that celebrity shite. It pissed me off, people congratulating me on my engagement and then writing I was out with some blonde. Scum.
You think Denise lets on to the papers?
I do wonder about her management, it seems like I only have to breathe and something’s in the paper. We’re from different schools; I’m from the school of don’t talk to journalists and she’s from the school of do talk to them.
Did Denise use your relationship to boost her flagging career?
We did have a couple of têtê-à-têtês about that. It did appear that way, particularly when we split. There would be interviews all about me and they’d be rounded off by “and Denise will be appearing in...” I’m not that sort of person; you’ll never see me in Hello! or OK! magazine. I don’t want to be part of that horrible Met Bar Darren Day circuit. Pricks all of them.
Are you making the most of being single?
I’ve had some fun, yeah. You only live once, man. I don’t go for it like some people do because they look tacky, and the big groupie action days are gone. When we were 22 and 23 it was every night.
Were there hundreds?
I would say that, yeah. I’m not Mr Loverlover man but it’s got noughts on the end of it that’s for sure.
This month there’s a feature on shagging like a rock star. Any tales to add?
I remember one girl in Finland. I’d been in the hotel foyer a few seconds and she said, “Hello, can I come upstairs with you?” And it was blow-jobs away – beautiful! There was another girl in Germany who literally just pushed me in a toilet and started to chat on the mike... jiggle the balls... bash the bishop... spank the monkey for me.
You must have done a few threesomes on the road.
Yeah, I’ve had a couple. You don’t mean spit roasts do you? They’re not really my cup of tea. But two birds? Yeah, I think quite a few members of the band have had some of those. I’ve done it twice and it’s quite interesting, definitely not overrated.
Did you feel your performance was up to the required standard?
Yeah, I was happy with my performance. I performed better for an audience.
And finally, apparently you weren’t very happy that FHM’s reviewer gave your album a poor review – have you trained the dogs to attack him?
No, but he probably just didn’t like me. He was probably jealous that I fuck more birds than him and drive faster cars – tell him he’s a cunt.
просто есть мнение, что как человек тонкой душевной организации джейкей послал бы корреспондента с вопросами про hats,cars &denise van outen ну вы сами понимаете куда...
как ты себе представляешь интервью "О чем-то" ???
обычное такое интервью...пабликрелейшн...оба покормили друг друга...джей дал газетке заработать...газетка в очередной раз напомнила подростакам о существовании Джейсона Кея...на носу ГрэйтсХит...надо на слуху/виду быть. так что все счастливы
кроме 140 фанов-эстетов в россии)))
Гость
Добавлено: Пн Сен 11, 2006 1:24 pm
да это старое вроде интервью, разве нет?
по-моему я его давно читала уже...
А насчт того, что Джей должен был послать-так может ему журналист понравился, может он с косячком в руке пришёл как с белым флагом))
просто есть мнение, что как человек тонкой душевной организации джейкей послал бы корреспондента с вопросами про hats,cars &denise van outen ну вы сами понимаете куда...
думается мне, что как человек с такой душевной организацией он бы сказал ему всё, что тот хотел услышать вне зависимости от того - правда это или нет... я бы, как человек с такой организацией так и сделал...
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Эта личность опускается всё ниже и ниже в моих глазах...
Глупые проделки, драки, пьянство, после последних синглов можно сказать прям "халтура у станка"))
я впринципе никогда особо не фанатировала как некоторые "ОЙ !!! Джей - лапочка - зайчик !"...но сейчас как-то одно разочарование
ещё стиль его полугламурный не радует, хотя это уже оффтоп
_________________ I must believe
I can do anything !!
Эта личность опускается всё ниже и ниже в моих глазах...
Глупые проделки, драки, пьянство, после последних синглов можно сказать прям "халтура у станка"))
я впринципе никогда особо не фанатировала как некоторые "ОЙ !!! Джей - лапочка - зайчик !"...но сейчас как-то одно разочарование
ещё стиль его полугламурный не радует, хотя это уже оффтоп
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